Why are there couches in the bathroom?

Being shy in the bathroom is only hurting yourself. Here's the story:

I was on campus after I ate lunch. I had to go to the bathroom fairly urgently, so went to the nearest one. I knew that I was going to be making some noise while on the toilet, so as soon as I opened the door and noticed it was completely silent, I was so excited! I had the bathroom to myself! Then I took one more step and my heart dropped. There was a girl in there, sitting on the couch on her laptop. REALLY?!! I have to go to do my business on the toilet knowing that she is ten feet away listening? I couldn't do it. I went in my stall, went pee a little, then left without actually doing the business I had come there for. Then I raced home as fast as I could to finish what I had started.

Moral of the story? I will never see her again and I should have just done the deed while I was there.

Long lost blog.

If you have a blog based on all your mess ups in life, write the mess ups down as they happen. Otherwise you will forget, and not post anything new for a few months.

Tbs stands for tablespoon, and tsp stands for teaspoon. The cookie recipe probably called for two teaspoons of vanilla, not Tbs. When you put in way too much vanilla and realize the mistake, its okay, because you can spoon out some of the extra, but your cookies will be EXTRA flavorful.

Make sure none of the other roommates are home before you start kissing your boyfriend in the front room. Getting walked in on for the second time is just as embarrassing as the first.

Don't let your boyfriend read your journal from a few years ago. He will realize just how boy crazy you really were.