Shower Curtain

Every morning David takes a shower while I brush my teeth, and every morning I stand on the toilet in our teeny tiny bathroom and peek over the shower curtain to have a little after-breakfast chat. It's a great bonding time. This morning I was leaning especially hard on the shower curtain rod thinking it was securely fastened.

It wasn't.

The rod disconnected from the walls and I suddenly fell on top of David while he was in his shower with the rod and curtain and I was getting all sorts of wet and luckily neither of us got hurt.

Paint Swatch Wall

If you decide to cover your wall in paint swatches like you saw on Pinterest make sure you take a picture of how you laid the swatches out perfectly on the ground before you start putting them up on the wall or else your husband will hand them to you and you won't know where they go and you will get really mad at him  because he wasn't paying attention to where he picked them up from and it was laid out so perfectly and he'll be mad at you for getting mad at him and having the idea in the first place and then you'll have to take it all down and start over.

School

I sit next to a guy in one of my classes that makes side comments to me about the lecture a few times every class period and he talks quietly enough that 95% of the time I can't understand what he says and I just have to smile or say "yeah" and hope that's an appropriate response.