Pupils

So I went to the eye doctor. I haven't been in years. He put some liquid in my eyes, then it went all weird like in the movies when someone is going crazy. I could see things clearly, but I couldn't focus, and it was the strangest thing.

I come home and look in the mirror to see this:

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME.

For all you eye-doctor-regulars this is probably so normal, but THIS IS THE WEIRDEST THING I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED AT IT FREAKS ME OUT TO LOOK AT MY OWN REFLECTION.

Noo-Noo

Me: (singing a song by Katy Perry that I forgot some words to) "If I knew then, what I know now, I would noo noo, noonoo noo noo"
David: "You would noo noo?"
Me: "Hahah I would  noo noo."
David: "I would noo noo all night."

Lesson learned? It's more fun to just go with it.