Sewing

You don't know back pain until you've tried sewing on the floor for a long period of time.

Queso

David: "Let's make queso dip to snack on."
Me: "Yum! Okay!"
*Buy ingredients*
*Make queso*

David and me: "Woah that's a lot of queso!"

Well, what do you expect from two pounds of Velveeta and a quart of buttermilk/milk/heavy cream? If you are me and David, then you don't think about the fact that it could feed an entire football team. I guess we're having queso dip for the next week of dinner.

Legoland

When I was 16 I go a job as a photographer at Legoland. While there I heard a rumor that for the last hour that the park is open they let anyone in for free. I had a pass to get in, so I never tested it out.

Fast forward 7 years and I want to take David to Legoland since we live 15 minutes away. I recall this whole "1 Free Hour" deal, so we check it out.

Nope. That's not a thing.

We didn't get in, but we still took a photo out front!

Hot Car

A week ago David and I made the drive from Salt Lake City to San Diego. We moved all our stuff in David's parent's astro van. It was great because we didn't have to pay for a moving van. It sucked because only the rear air conditioning worked. The rear air conditioning is right at the very back of the van. Look at the picture below. See how stuffed the van was? The a/c couldn't reach us up at the front. We drove through the hottest of hot without being able to have cool air.

Baker let us know it was 113 degrees Farenheit. 

Eating an orange so we can be sticky and hot. 

We turned on the a/c for a few hours hoping some of the air would be able to make it's way through our stuff up to us, but all it did was waste gas.

On the bright side, San Diego weather in August is fantastic though!

Corn on the Cob

The other day I was having some corn on the cob with dinner. I peeled the husk off, and near the top of my corn cob was another little green piece. It looked the same color as the husk, so I thought nothing of it. I picked it up, and it was squishy. Upon further investigation in was a dead caterpillar. One of these guys:

GROSS. I cut off about half of my cob and threw it in the trash just to MAKE SURE no caterpillar bits remained. 

Milk Jug

Don't put your milk jug up against the light bulb in your fridge. It will melt a hold in the top and weld the lid to the jug so you can't remove it. But don't worry, you can fix it with a plastic sandwich bag and a rubber band.