Hoodie

 Sometimes, your XL hoodie comes with a child's size hood.

Hahahah look at the neck and how the hood pulls the rest of the sweatshirt up. Makes me laugh err' time.

Macaroni Salad

When you buy macaroni salad from the grocery store deli to eat for lunch on the drive home but don't have any utensils, you have to use the sample spoon they gave when you sampled the potato salad.

You can only eat roughly 4 macaroni pieces at a time, but hey, at least you have a spoon and don't have to eat like a Neanderthal.

Strawberries

It was a beautiful Saturday afternoon. David and Amanda decided to go to the strawberry fields to pick some strawbs. Strawbs were picked. Amanda was in charge of the container of strawbs on the drive home, and she put them on the floor by her feet.

David: "Do you have a good hold on those strawberries?"
...0.25 seconds later...

Amanda did not have a good hold on the strawbs.

Side note: These strawberries were soooooo sweet and delicious and I ate at least 10 straight from the vine after we filled up the container. 

Second side note: It's been over 5 years of us kissing, and we still don't know how to avoid the nose-squish.