Today, for the first time ever, I got tea bagged.
By my one year old.
Don’t know what tea bagging is? Let me tell you. It’s when some puts their crotch in your face. And in this case, it was some bare testicles that got smashed into my cheek.
It was after bath time, and the child was running around playing naked. Me and David were lying on the floor just chatting. As it always goes, he wanted to be part of the party, so he climbed over MY FACE to get between Me and David. And thus the tea bagging occurred.
By my one year old.
Don’t know what tea bagging is? Let me tell you. It’s when some puts their crotch in your face. And in this case, it was some bare testicles that got smashed into my cheek.
It was after bath time, and the child was running around playing naked. Me and David were lying on the floor just chatting. As it always goes, he wanted to be part of the party, so he climbed over MY FACE to get between Me and David. And thus the tea bagging occurred.
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