Cardboard Box

If you have a cardboard box full of car things (oil, chains, jumper cables, etc.) in your trunk for over a year and you don't tape the bottom of the box, it will pop open when you eventually take the box out. All of your car things will spill all over the parking lot.

Blood

Welp. This happened today.

I give plasma sometimes, and today after donating I put my coat on and walked home. I took my coat off to find this gory mess. 

Bricks

Be very careful when carrying a box with a crumbly brick in it close to your mouth. Otherwise the brick will fall, get brick dust ALL in your mouth and down your shirt which will work its way down to the inside of your pants and will be so unpleasant.

I was carrying a box with a crumbly brick in it because in a class we crush a brick to find some of it's properties. I should not have held it so close to my face. And I should have closed my mouth.

Pizza

I ordered a pizza over the phone that I went to go pick up. When I arrived:

Employee: Have you been here before?
Me: Yeah, just one time.
Employee: ...You've paid just one time..?

I misheard his first question. Made me chuckle. 

Shaving

Don't wear capris if you haven't shaved your legs in 3 weeks (literally).

I'm a closet non-shaver. It wastes time, so I hate to do it, but I don't want other people to know because the general population thinks it is gross. In a rush this morning, I put on some capris without thinking about my unshaven legs, and I have been trying to hide them all day long. 

Career Fair

If you are going to a career fair with serious intent to find a job, MAKE SURE YOUR PANTS ZIPPER IS ZIPPED UP!

I rarely wear my dress pants, and when I put them on I get focused on making sure my belt is in the right spot, and totally forget to zip up the fly. I noticed my zipper was down this morning when I went to use the bathroom right before the career fair, thinking "wow, good thing I caught this now." But in going to the bathroom, I did the EXACT same thing and forgot to zip it up again! grumblegrumblegrumble

The Worst

The worst feeling is finishing the second book in a really good trilogy, then finding out the third book doesn't come out for two more months.