Amada

Even after 25 years of writing my name, today I misspelled it.

Undies in the Plant

If your laundry hamper is across the room, right next to your hanging plant, better make sure your aim is good. (Refer to title).

Milky Milk

Little known fact; when you're nursing your baby while topless, it's hard to feel the milk leaking out of the other boob. Consequently, it leaks all over your pillow.

This has happened like five times.

Dad Onesie

When the onesie doesn't fit and your baby turns into Fabio, showing off his chest.

Food

This happens every single time I'm baby wearing while I eat.

That is a piece of food on his head.

Spit Up

If you walk away for like 1 second, your baby will spit up and roll his head in it.

Baby's First Post

He's over here crying, but I'm the one that got peed on. By him.