Pupils

So I went to the eye doctor. I haven't been in years. He put some liquid in my eyes, then it went all weird like in the movies when someone is going crazy. I could see things clearly, but I couldn't focus, and it was the strangest thing.

I come home and look in the mirror to see this:

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME.

For all you eye-doctor-regulars this is probably so normal, but THIS IS THE WEIRDEST THING I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED AT IT FREAKS ME OUT TO LOOK AT MY OWN REFLECTION.

Noo-Noo

Me: (singing a song by Katy Perry that I forgot some words to) "If I knew then, what I know now, I would noo noo, noonoo noo noo"
David: "You would noo noo?"
Me: "Hahah I would  noo noo."
David: "I would noo noo all night."

Lesson learned? It's more fun to just go with it. 

Bloody Nose

So I was just on the phone talking to Stef about her engagement, casually picking my nose. I wouldn't even really call it "picking" though. I was more just scraping the sides to make sure it was all clean, and then BAM! I nicked myself. I knew as soon as I didn't. What I didn't know was that it would cause me to have the worst bloody nose of my life. It was pouring out. So gross.

Yes, I stayed on the phone with Stef through the whole ordeal. And if anyone is wondering, I nicked the piece of cartilage stuff separating my two nostrils. Apparently I should cut my fingernails. 

Melted Mallows

You know that metal vent-looking thing at the back of the stovetop? 

Turns out it doesn't just sit there doing nothing. It is a vent for the oven. And when you use the oven it heats up. And melts your bag of marshmallows. 

So I was making this delicious, brownie, marshmallowey goodness tonight that I saw on pinterest.

I had just barely put the marshmallows on it, and I put the bag of mallows on the stove top that wasn't being used. 

A few minutes later the dessert was done baking, so David and I started cleaning up, and that's when we found this.

The bottom of the bag and the mallows there had melted onto/into the oven vent. 

My fingers will probably be sticky for the next week from cleaning this up. 

Jokes

Talking about Valentines Day:

David: "I'm getting you something but it's small."
Amanda: "I know."
David: "I mean, like, really small."
Amanda: "Like a tiny little diamond?"
*laughter*

Manda's got jokes. 

Engineering

It is really common in engineering to take a dog bone shaped piece of material, pull on it, and figure out it's stiffness. We were talking about it in my composites class today and this happened.

Teacher: "Why is it a dog bone?"
Class: "So when the stress concentrations build appear it fails in the middle rather than at the ends."
Me: "Uhh, because it looks like one..."

Toothpaste

I brushed my teeth this morning before David. He went to brush his teeth later and couldn't find the toothpaste.

David: "Amanda, where's the toothpaste?"
Me: "I dunno, why?"
David: "I'm about to brush my teeth and you were the last one to use it."
Me: "I remember using it this morning." *starts rummaging around the cupboard below the sink* "I didn't leave the bathroom. I don't know where I put it!"

We look in all the normal-ish places for a few minutes.

Me: "We have an extra. Just use it."
David: "Okay. The old one was almost empty anyways."
Me: "It was more than halfway full, but thanks for trying to make it better."

Two hours later...

Me: "I FOUND THE TOOTHPASTE!"
David: "Where?"
Me: "In with the q-tips. I didn't even use q-tips this morning!"