Bricks

Be very careful when carrying a box with a crumbly brick in it close to your mouth. Otherwise the brick will fall, get brick dust ALL in your mouth and down your shirt which will work its way down to the inside of your pants and will be so unpleasant.

I was carrying a box with a crumbly brick in it because in a class we crush a brick to find some of it's properties. I should not have held it so close to my face. And I should have closed my mouth.

Pizza

I ordered a pizza over the phone that I went to go pick up. When I arrived:

Employee: Have you been here before?
Me: Yeah, just one time.
Employee: ...You've paid just one time..?

I misheard his first question. Made me chuckle. 

Shaving

Don't wear capris if you haven't shaved your legs in 3 weeks (literally).

I'm a closet non-shaver. It wastes time, so I hate to do it, but I don't want other people to know because the general population thinks it is gross. In a rush this morning, I put on some capris without thinking about my unshaven legs, and I have been trying to hide them all day long. 

Career Fair

If you are going to a career fair with serious intent to find a job, MAKE SURE YOUR PANTS ZIPPER IS ZIPPED UP!

I rarely wear my dress pants, and when I put them on I get focused on making sure my belt is in the right spot, and totally forget to zip up the fly. I noticed my zipper was down this morning when I went to use the bathroom right before the career fair, thinking "wow, good thing I caught this now." But in going to the bathroom, I did the EXACT same thing and forgot to zip it up again! grumblegrumblegrumble

The Worst

The worst feeling is finishing the second book in a really good trilogy, then finding out the third book doesn't come out for two more months. 

Passwords

Always.

I was really attached to my old password. 

Cranberry Juice

Three months ago I bought a container of cranberry juice for a recipe. I only used 1/4 of a cup, so I had a ton leftover. The juice had been sitting in my cupboard for a while, so two weeks ago I decided to drink some. It was fine. Today I drank some more, but straight from the bottle. After a nice 5-6 gulps, I went to put the lid back on and there was green mold floating in the juice. And not just a little bit. I was soooooo grossed out. I immediately tossed the juice and tried to pretend that I didn't just drink mold.

If you are going to drink from the bottle, check the contents first.

Six hours later and it still gives me the heebie-jeebies just to think about. Ick.