Food

This happens every single time I'm baby wearing while I eat.

That is a piece of food on his head.

Spit Up

If you walk away for like 1 second, your baby will spit up and roll his head in it.

Baby's First Post

He's over here crying, but I'm the one that got peed on. By him. 

Dishwasher Safe

When the water bottle says it is not dishwasher safe, it means it is not dishwasher safe.

Flattering Angles

Today, through an unfortunate sequence of events, I accidentally found my least flattering angle.

Haircut

Supercuts does not do a good job of cutting hair. David went  to get his long hair chopped off, and his resulting haircut looked puffy, and way too long in the back!

We both hated it. And then we got it re-cut (for cheaper - only $13), and it looked soooo much better.

Full transformation:

Buttons

That moment at the end of the day when you have no idea how long your shirt has been unbuttoned.