If it is the first day teaching your new class, meaning it's crucial you get there on time, make sure your roommate does not unplug your phone before you wake up in the morning. Because it's so old, it will die and you will not wake up to the alarm that you set on it. Then when your sister/co-worker tries to call you, it will go straight to voice mail. She'll have to look up your address on your employee forms, but unfortunately when you wrote those you didn't know your apartment number. There is 36 apartments in your complex, and she'll have to try hunting you down, only to eventually find you asleep in your bed. (thanks nat!)
Seriously Natalie, you are a saint
Don't wear capris and a thin sweatshirt if it's going to be in the forties all day long. You will be freezing.
When texting a friend you haven't talked to in a while, don't start the conversation asking about his girlfriend by saying, "Are you engaged yet?!" He will respond with, "No, we broke up."
If you are easily distracted and the people around you are talking about giving back massages, make sure that when you say "mine has warts on it" they know you are talking about your pumpkin
not your back.
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