If you are acting really boring and dead, it's probably because you didn't get enough sleep last night. And staying up late on facebook so you and your roommate can chat with someone saying the exact same thing at the same time doesn't help the situation. (even if it is one of your favorite things to do)
When talking about cute boys with your roommate, beware. She may confess to you that she had a huge crush on a FOURTEEN year old this past summer. Yes, she's nineteen. "He's so hot" are words you never want to hear about a kid who has not even reached puberty yet.
When you go to take a nap at 10:00 pm so you'll "be more awake to do math homework", don't even try to convince yourself its just a nap. Everyone knows you won't wake up until your alarm goes off in the morning. Therefore math homework will be left undone.
If you are finally, after more than two months, getting the hang of your job, don't get too excited. Your boss will tell you that you have been transferring him from his bed to his wheelchair wrong the entire time you worked there.
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