When going to a Halloween foreign language film festival, just because the first Asian film was scary/confusing/totally wicked, it doesn't mean you should stay for the second one. It will be about people being possessed and turning into giant snails. Not quite what you were expecting. And you will walk ten minutes in the pouring rain to get there. Not worth it. (but kind of worth it so you and your roommates can make fun of it for the rest of the semester)
girl from the 40's, Dr. Seuss's Whos, and Boo from Monsters Inc.
paper towels under the lip. do we look like real Whos?
If you set up a meeting with your math professor in hopes that he'll assure you that you'll pass the class, don't. He'll make you feel worse.
If bread is your favorite food of all time, make sure you are always stocked. The day you run out of bread will be a sad day.
When you are falling asleep in class, watch where you put your hand that's holding the pen. You might end up writing all over your pants.
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