Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Misheard

"Conned him" sounds a lot like "condom".

If its really cold outside it is possible to freeze the tip of your finger in a twenty second walk to your car.
Can you guess which finger?

Make sure to avoid going to the TA lab when that one blonde kid is there. He'll need the TA to help him with ONE homework problem for OVER AN HOUR.

Bring headphones to work so that when you aren't busy you don't have to hear the receptionist repeat a story twenty times about giving injections.

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