Public Restroom

So I walked into a stall in a restroom on campus the other day. I shut the door, sat down (hovering, of course; there was no seat cover), did my business, and when I went to zip up my pants I saw that...

MY STALL DOOR WAS OPEN!

Granted, it was only a tiny bit, but that could have had some major embarrassing consequences.

Ladies and gentleman, make sure your stall door is in the locked position before you begin going to the bathroom in a public restroom.

The Elusive Sweatpants.

Today I was got home from school and went to browse the internet to relax a little. My jeans were uncomfortable, so I took them off, along with my shoes, right then and there.

I then went in search for some comfy slippers and sweats. Not very many people know this, but I am awful at looking for things. I can walk past something five times and not see it even though I'm looking for it. That happened today. I scoured our one bedroom apartment for maybe 5-7 minutes looking for my gray sweats and couldn't find them! I gave up and went back to the computer. And that's when I spotted them.

The elusive sweats.

Right next to the computer chair where I had been sitting when I got up to look for them.

Note: I did not move either pair of pants/shoes for comedic value. This is really where they were.

Apparently I had done the exact same thing with my sweats earlier that morning that I did with my jeans in the afternoon.

P.S. David has read this post and responded "That epitomizes you."

Waving

One time when I was on campus I saw a girl that was in my ward. She was walking towards me looking at the ground. I couldn't remember her name, so I couldn't say hi to make her look up. Right before we passed each other she finally looked up so I raised my hand and waved. But she didn't see.I ended up doing this awkward "I wasn't really waving" thing to play it off. Kind of like these guys:

Since she didn't see me do it, she would never know that I tried to say hi and couldn't remember her name, so I just went on my merry way. And then I noticed that there was a car right behind her and the person driving was her husband and a grad student I worked with! He saw the entire thing. And the fact that he is a PhD student makes it like 20 times more embarrassing because he is so intimidating. 

Did you know?

Did you know that the common infinity scarf could be substituted as a nice turban?

Shower Curtain

Every morning David takes a shower while I brush my teeth, and every morning I stand on the toilet in our teeny tiny bathroom and peek over the shower curtain to have a little after-breakfast chat. It's a great bonding time. This morning I was leaning especially hard on the shower curtain rod thinking it was securely fastened.

It wasn't.

The rod disconnected from the walls and I suddenly fell on top of David while he was in his shower with the rod and curtain and I was getting all sorts of wet and luckily neither of us got hurt.

Paint Swatch Wall

If you decide to cover your wall in paint swatches like you saw on Pinterest make sure you take a picture of how you laid the swatches out perfectly on the ground before you start putting them up on the wall or else your husband will hand them to you and you won't know where they go and you will get really mad at him  because he wasn't paying attention to where he picked them up from and it was laid out so perfectly and he'll be mad at you for getting mad at him and having the idea in the first place and then you'll have to take it all down and start over.

School

I sit next to a guy in one of my classes that makes side comments to me about the lecture a few times every class period and he talks quietly enough that 95% of the time I can't understand what he says and I just have to smile or say "yeah" and hope that's an appropriate response.