When cereal boxes attack.

Beware of cereal boxes. They can slice open your pinky fingerif you aren't careful.

check your hair before you leave for work every day just on the off chance that there is oatmeal in it. It's ebarrassing to have someone else tell you about the leftover breardfast in your hair.

Don't constantly pick at your skin. You will end up with open wounds all over your hands.

When cutting sweet potatoes at someone else's house, it's okay to ask for a bigger, sharper knife. Otherwise when you are almost done the others will look over, laugh that you used such a small knife, then offer you the bigger one while you deny the offer in embarrassment. And your hand will ache for a while too.

Broken teeth.

When making caramel apples don't melt/cook the caramel too long. It will end up being rock hard.

Don't go to grandma's house over Thanksgiving break expecting to eat even semi-healthy. It won't happen.

If your sister tells you to just play it cool with a guy you like, listen to her or else you"ll just give yourself unnecessary stress.

You know that rug burn you got on your hand that took a turn for the worst and developed a scab? Don't pick the scab. It'll just make the wound worse.

If you have an old "friends with benefits" make it clear that those days are over. He might try to get you to makeout again. Your new boyfriend probably wouldn't like that.

You were listening to that whole video?

When watching youtube videos while your roommate is doing homework, make sure your head phones are plugged all the way in. Otherwise a few minutes into watching an alligator video she'll say "you know your headphones aren't plugged in, right?" Then you'll notice they are only plugged part of the way in. Sound was still coming out of the computer. And you might feel like an idiot.

Don't offer to be the "attacker" in a self defense class your roommate is teaching. You might actually get hurt.

When dying your hair pink so you can dress up as Tonks for the Harry Potter movie premier, make sure to get the front of your hair pink before the hair dye runs out. Otherwise when people look at you from the front they won't be able to see the pink. 

When going to a cabin for the night make sure you bring a blanket that will actually keep you warm in the 50 degree basement all night. Even wearing the one piece snow suit you found in the closet to bed won't keep you warm.

When going to a cabin with a bunch of girls, dressing up in the one-piece snow suit you found in the closet and then going on adventures in the huge cabin is always a good idea.

Roommate's shouldn't cut hair.

If you let your roommate (who has never cut hair before) give you a "trim" make sure she knows that a trim means only a short amount. You might end up with a lot shorter hair than you expected.

before the hair was cut

If your gas light has been on for three days, it's probably time to get gas. Being stuck at a red light with a line of cars behind you is not fun.

If your roommate tells you that apartment 107 is watching Harry Potter right as you pass their door, don't put your ear against it to listen. Two of the girls from that apartment might walk up right then. They will think you are such a creeper.

If you have really bad gas, make sure you are never alone with another human. When you let one rip they will know its you. And even if they pretend not to notice, both of you know the truth.

Don't judge me.

Don't promise an old summer camp roommate of yours (who is still in high school) that you'll go to her birthday party if you really don't want to go. You will feel really old and awkwardly stand by the food table the whole time. Then you'll be ashamed to admit the you actually had some fun at a high school party because you forced Kayleen to go with you.

Don't be too stingy to buy lotion in the winter. Your skin will hate you.

If you sleep at a friends house, beware of which blanket you pick to sleep with. If you choose the biggest, fluffiest one you will wake up in the middle of the night soaked in sweat.

Don't tell your family that you like a boy until he is your boyfriend because they will continue to refer to him as your boyfriend even though you guys have barely held hands.

Excuse me! *blush*

Don't eat three pieces of toast for breakfast made with extra fiber bread. You're going to wish you hadn't later in the day.

If you have an eight page paper to write you should put it off until the night before its due. That's what I did and i ended up with 102% on it. Strange, I know.

If you left your phone at home all day, don't go back expecting a text from the boy you like. He didn't text you.

If you are trying to reheat some curry in the microwave, take it out of the styrofoam bowl first. Unless you want the curry to melt/burn through the bowl.

Darn you, Facebook.

If you are acting really boring and dead, it's probably because you didn't get enough sleep last night. And staying up late on facebook so you and your roommate can chat with someone saying the exact same thing at the same time doesn't help the situation. (even if it is one of your favorite things to do)

When talking about cute boys with your roommate, beware. She may confess to you that she had a huge crush on a FOURTEEN year old this past summer. Yes, she's nineteen. "He's so hot" are words you never want to hear about a kid who has not even reached puberty yet.

When you go to take a nap at 10:00 pm so you'll "be more awake to do math homework", don't even try to convince yourself its just a nap. Everyone knows you won't wake up until your alarm goes off in the morning. Therefore math homework will be left undone.

If you are finally, after more than two months, getting the hang of your job, don't get too excited. Your boss will tell you that you have been transferring him from his bed to his wheelchair wrong the entire time you worked there.