Cilantro

So this one time I bought cilantro at the store to put in my veggie spring rolls, and I spend the entire meal wondering what tasted so weird. I opened the brand new bottle of peanut sauce in case the old peanut sauce was bad. I took all the veggies out of the rice paper wrap in case the wrap was bad.

Then I got a nice big bite of cilantro, and knew that it was the culprit.

It wasn't cilantro.

It was Italian parsley.

Sandwich

Sometimes, you go to make your egg salad sandwich to take to lunch and you make sure the egg is boiled by shaking it and spinning it, and then you decide it is boiled and you crack it and find out it's raw.

PB&J to the rescue, this morning.

Backward Shirt

Sometimes, I accidentally wear my shirt backwards all day long and don't notice until I go to take it off at bed time.

Work Sandwich

If you are pregnant and need to eat all the time, so you have to eat before your lunch break at your cubicle which has zero sound protection from the other cubicles, re-think putting mustard on your sandwich if the bottle is almost empty. The mustard bottle will make that tooting noise that all condiments make when they are basically empty and all your co-workers will probably think you just ripped a nasty toot.

Hoodie

 Sometimes, your XL hoodie comes with a child's size hood.

Hahahah look at the neck and how the hood pulls the rest of the sweatshirt up. Makes me laugh err' time.

Macaroni Salad

When you buy macaroni salad from the grocery store deli to eat for lunch on the drive home but don't have any utensils, you have to use the sample spoon they gave when you sampled the potato salad.

You can only eat roughly 4 macaroni pieces at a time, but hey, at least you have a spoon and don't have to eat like a Neanderthal.

Strawberries

It was a beautiful Saturday afternoon. David and Amanda decided to go to the strawberry fields to pick some strawbs. Strawbs were picked. Amanda was in charge of the container of strawbs on the drive home, and she put them on the floor by her feet.

David: "Do you have a good hold on those strawberries?"
...0.25 seconds later...

Amanda did not have a good hold on the strawbs.

Side note: These strawberries were soooooo sweet and delicious and I ate at least 10 straight from the vine after we filled up the container. 

Second side note: It's been over 5 years of us kissing, and we still don't know how to avoid the nose-squish.