Baby Talk

Don't teach your 15 month old the word "nipple" if you don't want her loudly saying "Nipples! Nipples! Mommy nipples!" and pulling back your shirt during church.

But she's so cute, though.

Back Wash

I let Rayne (14 months) drink out of my water bottle earlier today. Just now, when I went to take a drink, I felt something solid slide into my mouth. Immediately thinking the worst, that some bug crawled into my water, I spit it out all over onto the table.

Turns out it was a small chunk of apple that Rayne back washed into my water. Never again.

The aftermath of my spitting it out:

Nutella Kid

I leave him alone for ONE minute...

Uneven Cakes

When you put all three cake pans in the oven at the same time, and don't realize that the rims are overlapping, you get lopsided cakes.

Rice Pudding

Is it even homemade rice pudding if there's no burnt milk bits?

I've literally never made rice pudding without burning it. This time the recipe called for "instant rice" which I didn't even know existed, so we used normal rice. The milk is burnt, the rice is crunchy, but we're still eating it 😆

Poop Everywhere

Poop everywhere. If I had to describe what having a newborn is like, that’s what I’d say. 

Rayne has a nasty habit of only pooping when we are out and about. Mostly when she's in her car seat. Always explosively. So I change her diaper in the car to avoid nasty public changing stations. Poop always gets everywhere. And I always forget to keep a change of clothes for her in the diaper bag, so she ends up wearing Jamie’s extra clothes (she's 3 months, he's 2T). 

And today, a full 2 hours after changing her diaper, I found some dried poop on my arm. Whoops!

Unbuckled

One time, David and I were driving somewhere, and about 5 minutes into the drive Jamie stood up in his car seat and turned around! And that's when we found out that we had forgotten to buckle him in.