Backward Shirt

Sometimes, I accidentally wear my shirt backwards all day long and don't notice until I go to take it off at bed time.

Work Sandwich

If you are pregnant and need to eat all the time, so you have to eat before your lunch break at your cubicle which has zero sound protection from the other cubicles, re-think putting mustard on your sandwich if the bottle is almost empty. The mustard bottle will make that tooting noise that all condiments make when they are basically empty and all your co-workers will probably think you just ripped a nasty toot.