The baby did it

I feel very confident that my 18-month old was involved in this. 

More Toddler Tidbids

*Driving in the carpool lane traffic, passing lots of people*

David: Jamie, say "See ya, suckers!"
Jamie: See ya suckers! Suckers! Suckers. Sucker. Sucker, mommy. Get me a sucker, mommy!

Toddler Love

Me: Do you love me?
3 year old: Sure. 

Cold Cup Measures

Today I learned that my 3 year old is strong enough to open the freezer all by himself. I learned this when I found my cup measures in the freezer. Good thing I like my cup measures extra cold!

Baby Talk

Don't teach your 15 month old the word "nipple" if you don't want her loudly saying "Nipples! Nipples! Mommy nipples!" and pulling back your shirt during church.

But she's so cute, though.

Back Wash

I let Rayne (14 months) drink out of my water bottle earlier today. Just now, when I went to take a drink, I felt something solid slide into my mouth. Immediately thinking the worst, that some bug crawled into my water, I spit it out all over onto the table.

Turns out it was a small chunk of apple that Rayne back washed into my water. Never again.

The aftermath of my spitting it out:

Nutella Kid

I leave him alone for ONE minute...

Uneven Cakes

When you put all three cake pans in the oven at the same time, and don't realize that the rims are overlapping, you get lopsided cakes.

Rice Pudding

Is it even homemade rice pudding if there's no burnt milk bits?

I've literally never made rice pudding without burning it. This time the recipe called for "instant rice" which I didn't even know existed, so we used normal rice. The milk is burnt, the rice is crunchy, but we're still eating it 😆