If you go to a subway near your apartment and notice that the guy making your sandwich has a hickey, don't go home and tell your roommate. She'll ask a few questions about what he looks like then she'll tell you that's her ex-boyfriend and they broke up less than a week ago.
Getting an entire public bathroom to yourself is awesome. Thinking you are all alone and then finding out there was someone else in there the whole time is not.
Jumping across a gutter onto an icy sidewalk will get you a gnarly bruise on your knee.
Don't put a plastic measuring cup on a stove that was recently turned off. It will melt the handle off. And it will be your roommates measuring cup. And you will hope she doesn't notice.
Getting an entire public bathroom to yourself is awesome. Thinking you are all alone and then finding out there was someone else in there the whole time is not.
Jumping across a gutter onto an icy sidewalk will get you a gnarly bruise on your knee.
Don't put a plastic measuring cup on a stove that was recently turned off. It will melt the handle off. And it will be your roommates measuring cup. And you will hope she doesn't notice.
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