If you happen to go to an art museum on campus with your boyfriend when nobody is around, don't start kissing him. And if you do, you should probably listen when he pulls away because he thought he heard something, otherwise you will be interrupted by the employee who works there telling you the museum is closing soon. And you guys will get out of there as fast as you can without looking back.
Take a quick glance in the mirror before you leave your house. Walking around all day only to get home and notice that your shorts were inside out the whole time is not a pleasant surprise.
That pizza on the table? No, it's not free game for anyone to eat. Even if your new roommates mom mentioned that she was going to get some pizza for everyone, you should probably double check that she actually did before you eat your other roommates food.
If you are driving on a deserted street you should still look around before you start picking your nose. There might be some runners coming towards you with a clear view of what you just did.
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Take a quick glance in the mirror before you leave your house. Walking around all day only to get home and notice that your shorts were inside out the whole time is not a pleasant surprise.
That pizza on the table? No, it's not free game for anyone to eat. Even if your new roommates mom mentioned that she was going to get some pizza for everyone, you should probably double check that she actually did before you eat your other roommates food.
If you are driving on a deserted street you should still look around before you start picking your nose. There might be some runners coming towards you with a clear view of what you just did.
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