Tuesday, November 30, 2010

When cereal boxes attack.

Beware of cereal boxes. They can slice open your pinky fingerif you aren't careful.

check your hair before you leave for work every day just on the off chance that there is oatmeal in it. It's ebarrassing to have someone else tell you about the leftover breardfast in your hair.

Don't constantly pick at your skin. You will end up with open wounds all over your hands.

When cutting sweet potatoes at someone else's house, it's okay to ask for a bigger, sharper knife. Otherwise when you are almost done the others will look over, laugh that you used such a small knife, then offer you the bigger one while you deny the offer in embarrassment. And your hand will ache for a while too.

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