Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Casual meeting.

Don't try to be friendly and meet the person sitting next to you during devotional. You will get asked multiple times if he's your boyfriend. And you won't quite remember what he looks like so when you see him later in the day you'll look at him for a bit, then do a kind of cough mumble hello just in case it wasn't him.

Beware of the third floor of the English building. It smells like tuna.

Just because a girl talking on her cell phone in the hallway has a really pretty accent doesn't mean you need to stare her down.

If you see someone coming towards the elevator that you are in, stop the doors from closing. Otherwise you'll feel like a jerk as you and the other person make solid eye contact while the elevator door slowly shuts them out.

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