Wednesday, January 12, 2011

The girl who tripped.

When the girl walking in front of you trips on a crack in the sidewalk, don't full on laugh out loud. You'll probably make her feel like an idiot. Especially if you are alone and can't pretend that someone just said something hilarious.

You know that little piece of skin inside your mouth that connects your upper lip and your gums? Yeah, you can tear that. And it hurts.

When heating up chocolate chips to melt them, take them off the heat the second you see that they have the right consistency. Two extra stirs and the chocolate will get clumpy because its too hot.

Ear muffs during winter are helpful. Realizing this halfway through winter is not.

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