Sunday, January 27, 2013

Feed a Man a Fish

Feed a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Feed a man a glass of milk, he'll pass gas 20 times under the blankets when you are going to bed. Some of the stench is inevitably going to leak out and singe your nostril hairs.


This picture is demonstrating his excellent camouflage skills in the apartment as he tries to hide from me and the wrath that is sure to come.

1 comment:

  1. I just spent a good 30 minutes blog stalking you. I hope you're not creeped out. You're hilarious and I hope you keep consistently posting things for the sole purpose of my entertainment.

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