Queso

David: "Let's make queso dip to snack on."
Me: "Yum! Okay!"
*Buy ingredients*
*Make queso*

David and me: "Woah that's a lot of queso!"

Well, what do you expect from two pounds of Velveeta and a quart of buttermilk/milk/heavy cream? If you are me and David, then you don't think about the fact that it could feed an entire football team. I guess we're having queso dip for the next week of dinner.