That water bottle on the table in the math lab? Its not yours. When you find your own water bottle in your purse pretend you didn't because you've been drinking out of the other one for ten minutes.
If you write on your tongue with a pen there's really no need to keep it out of your mouth and dry to make sure the ink stays on. The ink will stay for half an hour with your tongue in your mouth. The drooling because of sticking your tongue out was not necessary.
Don't moon your roommate too often. Eventually she'll start doing it back.
When its more than halfway through the semester and you are running really late for class trust your instincts on which class to go to. Don't freak out when you walk into the same classroom you have all semester and there is a different professor teaching. You don't need to check the room number or check the time to see if you are an hour off, you just didn't hear your professor last time say that he would be having a substitute next time.
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