Monday, March 28, 2011

That's embarrassing.

If you are in a friend's apartment with a bunch of girls and everyone leaves, you should leave with them. Otherwise when you leave a few moments later and try to open the door, it won't open. You might think someone is on the outside holding it closed as a joke, so you'll bang on it. Then you'll realize they just locked it on their way out not knowing you were still in there. And they all heard you bang on the door and shout out.

Another reason to live close to campus: you can wake up at 9:06 and be in class by 9:15.

You should probably wipe the dust off the waffle iron box before you re-gift it to someone.

Sometimes you need to bear a hat or beanie to cover up the fact that you didn't shower. But when you do it three days in a row I think people start to notice.

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