Thursday, October 28, 2010

It saves water!

Don't ever tell anyone that you pee in the shower. They will never look at you the same.

If you are teaching a particularly loud/boisterous class, shut the door to the classroom. Otherwise an instructor that has been there longer than you will make a point of being obvious shutting her door, silently letting you know you are being to loud.

If you slick kitchen floors, don't wear socks and then attempt to run across the kitchen to your roommate who is calling out. You will slip. And fall. Hard.

Making too many naked jokes just gets awkward. Limit yourself to three in one night.

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